Curse

I pwnd U · Aug 27, 2006, 10:10 PM // 22:10

*sips beer*
*watchs the giant snake eat a spider*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 28, 2006, 06:14 AM // 06:14

Good thing you didn't eat me first.
Eats paul.
Sips beer.

extra bacon · Aug 28, 2006, 07:11 AM // 07:11

sup b*****.

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Cebe · Aug 28, 2006, 07:33 AM // 07:33

"I'm using Arcane Larceny on Lord Cooper!"

"I'm using Mending on extra bacon!"

*drinks Irn Bru*

*hic*

extra bacon · Aug 28, 2006, 07:37 AM // 07:37

LMAO

I have Mending on me!

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 28, 2006, 05:40 PM // 17:40

*hic*

*take out Ak-47.. try and shoot at Pwnd while drunk*

*miss and hit Extra Bacon in the face*

*drink kegs of beer*

*pass out*

I pwnd U · Aug 28, 2006, 07:18 PM // 19:18

*sips beer*
*runs around*
*nukes the bar*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 28, 2006, 07:29 PM // 19:29

*hey no nuking my bar*

*take out BFG-9000 along with some c4...*

I pwnd U · Aug 28, 2006, 07:33 PM // 19:33

*sips beer*
*dodges bullets*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 28, 2006, 07:41 PM // 19:41

*throw darts at all the dead peoples around the bar*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 28, 2006, 08:51 PM // 20:51

Darts bounce off my exoskeleton (as well as bullets).
Sips beer.

Dobermann · Aug 28, 2006, 09:24 PM // 21:24

*Drags Celestial Beaver to UFC arena*

"Did somebody put ur throat back in?"

*turns right hand into glass of beer whilst keeping a firm grip on Beavers throat with left hand*

*Drinks beer*

*Smash glass on Beavers Head slicing his face into shreds*

*Wretches*

*pukes over Beaver*

*Drops beaver to floor*

"And stay down!!"

Paul Mahdi · Aug 28, 2006, 09:30 PM // 21:30

*Turns into a blue whale therefor killing Doomlord from the inside*
*Turns into a gorilla and breaks Dobermann's jaw, all his ribs, his spine, and his arms and legs*
*sips beer*
"Hey Dobermann mind getting me a beer? Oh that's right you're crippled now"

Dobermann · Aug 28, 2006, 09:33 PM // 21:33

*Morphs into strange being with the head of a Wyvernn*

*Drags paul into UFC*

*Pins Paul down*

"Mmmm. Fresh meat.... starts to drool acid on Paul"

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

*Bone of Pauls spine flies out hitting some boozed-up-drunkard in the eye*

*gets frost gate guardian title*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 28, 2006, 09:53 PM // 21:53

Sorry I don't pay attention to people i just beat the living crap out of...

or people who pretend they can morph....

*Sips beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 28, 2006, 09:59 PM // 21:59

*drink all the beers in the bar*
*throw empty beer bottles at peoples*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 28, 2006, 11:29 PM // 23:29

Well, Bebiliths are easily big enough for a blue whale to fit inside. However, I spit you out so you could kill Dobermann. It's a worthy cause.
Sips beer.

Paul Mahdi · Aug 28, 2006, 11:33 PM // 23:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

Well, Bebiliths are easily big enough for a blue whale to fit inside. However, I spit you out so you could kill Dobermann. It's a worthy cause.

Thank you for your overwhelming generosity

Doc Holliday · Aug 28, 2006, 11:37 PM // 23:37

*auto res*

*"Skull now u didnt have to go and kill me.... lol"*

*walks up to skull and nails his hands to the bar with a nail gun*

*pours ants in skulls pants*

*"Cheers mate! No hard feelings."*

*"Heh paul you remember when we blockaded the old bar and took on the armed forces of the world with sniper rifles? We should try that again lol"*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 28, 2006, 11:40 PM // 23:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

*auto res*

*"Skull now u didnt have to go and kill me.... lol"*

*walks up to skull and nails his hands to the bar with a nail gun*

*pours ants in skulls pants*

*"Cheers mate! No hard feelings."*

*"Heh paul you remember when we blockaded the old bar and took on the armed forces of the world with sniper rifles? We should try that again lol"*

oh no.. ants in my pants!! get them off!

*pull out nails*
*take out jar of honey.. pour it on Doc*
*bring in pack of Black Bears and whole thousand bees*
*get him...*